some advice i'd like to share with you all: never go to see a scary movie late at night, in an unfamiliar part of town, when you're one of four people in the whole damn theater, and one of six cars in a fog covered parking lot.

cause what you'll get is a serious case of the heebie jeebies. and then you'll not see the sign that says, ``no turn on red`` and you'll turn on red anyway. and you'll be pulled over by a cop for it. but if you're lucky, like i was, you'll tell him sorry real nice like, and he'll ask where you're headed and you'll say ``home`` and he'll ask if you've been drinking, and you and your friend who's been sitting quietly in the passengers seat this whole time will both say ``no`` and then he'll tell you thanks, drive safely, watch for traffic when you merge onto the freeway, and have a good night.

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