earlier in the evening.

rob just fell asleep on the couch. i love asking him questions when he's sleeping, because he gives the funniest answers.

me: hey rob... rob. i have a quick question for you.

rob: *mumbles*

me: hey rob, are you ready to study for the health test tonight?

rob: no, not yet.

me: why?

rob: because the ducks are still in the kitchen and they made the chairs dirty.

*l* i know i'm an ass for disturbing his sleep, but really, it's too funny. and he usually never remembers, so it's not like i traumatize him. more likely, he goes from dreaming about dirty ducks in the kitchen, to dirty ducks talking to his girlfriend in the kitchen. ... i dunno which is funnier. *g*

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