there's this commercial for a dating hotline that i see at least once a night. lavalife, for all the late night tv watchers in the house.

anyway, in the commercial they profile three or four individuals...

``this is sarah,`` a sexy voice says as they show sarah laughing with actors hired to act like her friends. ``she likes golf, and golf.``

``max is a chef who loves to heat up the kitchen... maybe you can heat things up with him.``

``ronada is always on the go and needs someone who can keep up with her. is that you?``

then, the lenny kravitz wannabe, complete with mesh tank top and stylin' fro...

``mike heads up the it department, love animals, and likes romantic walks through the convenience store.``

uh... what?? romantic walks through the convenience store?! good god, what's this world coming to?

if i went out with someone who took me to a convenience store, and started strolling around the joint with me a la shuffling your feet in the sand on a beach (where romantic walks used to occur)... well, i'd look at them like the freak that they are, and pray that my friend called with the fake emergency soon, to get me the hell out of the date.

i mean, no wonder the dude is hard up for some action.

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